i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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