we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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