haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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