And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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