Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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