He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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