fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize