I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Oh god it's open bar.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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