Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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