we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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