there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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