I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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