On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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