u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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