it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Randomize
