Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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