What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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