I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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