..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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