One girl and one boy is just not enough.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The air was thick with penises
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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