So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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