Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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