Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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