And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I can't put those talents on a resume
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
try to milk me bitch
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
