all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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