Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to make a zoo with you.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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