you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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