she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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