return my video game
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
