I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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