it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You left your underwear on the fireplace
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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