I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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