they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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