Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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