the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
