I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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