The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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