...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Randomize
