Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
