Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
