is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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