D3 body, D1 cock
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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