That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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