I bet he comes in French.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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