i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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