Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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