Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so let's talk penis.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize