she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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