no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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