even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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