My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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