She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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