Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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