What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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